Women fart. OK, this woman does.

My rather inaccurate iphone step tracker says that 14,500 steps have already been done with my beloved dog Felix throughout the day. Now that it’s evening, my All Day Dog Woman clothes are discarded and I’ve taken a shower, only to replace that sweaty apparel with pajamas. Why bother with adult clothes like jeans and lace up shoes? With a 6pm curfew in France; a limit of six people in bubble households and every bar, restaurant and cafe closed, where on earth am I expecting to go?

Only for a quick dash around the block with Felix which is an officially permitted activity…